Woman gives birth to Alien Baby
| New Mother Has Bouncing Alien Boy. | |||
| At 2:00 A.M this morning,
a woman from New York City gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. It would be more appropriate to have said a "Levitating" baby boy, but he couldn't quite stay airborne for more than 1.2 seconds, and his grey skin, oversized black eyes, tiny mouth and lack of a bridged nose, (only two nostrils) gave him more of an alien appearance, doctors claimed. "We weren't sure whether to pronounce him a boy or a girl because of a lack of testicles..." said one of the nurses" "But then the doctor said "I know a girl when I see one, and that's not a girl..." The mother, already a mother of three, was quoted as saying; "That was the easiest labor I have had yet...I can tell he is going to be a smart little boy." The once again, new mother said "I am naming him Atebo, after his father. When asked why the father wasn't presant for the birth, the woman replied, "He's out of town..." The doctor who signed the birth form, then asked the woman what his last name was, and she replied, "Just Atebo..." |
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